15+ Best Winter Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Haircut

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Friend

A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

Picture

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Christmas

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

People

A selfie of a dark-skinned man wearing white goggles and a white head covering. He looks annoyed. In the background, several people are scattered around a snowy hill, some on sleds, and one man is kneeling to strap in a snowboard.

Peter

A product packaging for 'The Willy Warmer', a red, knitted penis-shaped item, with the text 'It's a heater for your peter!' written below.

Attention

The image shows a newspaper with the masthead "Daily Planet" and the headline "Lex Luthor Buys Daily Planet", followed by the text "Demands he be given more attention". The photo in the middle of the newspaper is of Elon Musk.

Nobody

A person wearing a white hat and blue glasses is in the foreground of the image, looking at the camera with a serious face. Behind them is a snowy hill with people sledding and snowboarding. The text above reads, "Nobody even said thank you."

Soldier

The image shows Spongebob covered in snow lying on the ground, with the text below it saying, "A Nazi soldier succumbs to the harsh winter temperatures of Stalingrad (Colorized, Circa 1942)".

Cat

A cat is held by a person while wearing a pair of red and white mittens. The text on the image reads: "BEHOLD! I found my mittens!"

Covid

2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

Teacher

The image shows a text conversation between a student and a teacher, where the student replies "nothing", but the mind is shown as a picture of Steve Austin with red eyes, a red nose and a cigarette, set against a snowy background. The text below the picture says "stoned cold steve austin".

Hat

A light blue, geometric snowman with a black top hat and small black stick arms is shown with two white sparkling star shapes on a black background. The snowman has a little orange carrot nose and a small, smile.

Roast

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'

Snack

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Water

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

Child

A close-up of a child's face, wearing a gray knitted hat and scarf. The child's eyes are looking directly at the viewer, and their nose and mouth are mostly covered by the scarf. The background is blurry, suggesting an outdoor setting.

Math

me doing math

Two husky puppies playfully interacting in the snow. One puppy is nipping at the other's face, while the other puppy has its mouth open, as if whining or protesting. The background shows snowy ground and sparse, bare branches.

Jokes

Snowman

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Husband

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

Poster

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."