Snowman

Snowman Jokes

Winter

Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

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  • Street

    Why was the snowman smiling?

    Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.

    Day

    Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?

    Snowhere.

    Bag

    Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

    He was picking his nose.

    Day

    Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

    Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

    Summer

    What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...

    Water... yup, water...

    Head

    How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.