Snowman jokes
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Memes
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
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Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!