Winter jokes
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What did one snow 鉂勶笍 man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why don鈥檛 mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.