Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
