The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Knock knock Who's there Owl say Owl say who Yes they do
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
