Disappointing Snowstorm

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my dad made some huge ass deal abt it

nd it littearly loosk the same as before the "storm"

i have a few feet of snow outside

imagine getting snow

We got

A few feet

oh damn

Like 2/3 ft tall

Js like cosmo

lmao

thats around what i got

erm

stfu eli

respectfully

hes not wrong

yes he is

no he's not

yes he motherfuckingly is

no he isnt retard bitch face

but he's lying

you lying too

girl you short

im not the short one

you do realize more than one person can be short..right

wow autocorrect is dumb af

yeah but you're the shorter one

ok?

im above average here

im a woman its ok for me to be short

L autocorrect

mb i cant type my hands are cold

you in your car?

yeah for a woman

no i was js outside tho

mm no

being taller than me is NOT a flex

can be tho

it rlly isnt

wow youre taller than 5'2 how amazing

im 5'7

girl

thats not an accomplishment

im still takin the 5 inches

wow

my ex was literally taller than you

i have several female friends that are your height or taller

so?

so youre short

im about average for a guy

youre below average actually

youre 2 inches below

thats the same as me for women

What

your ex also had a foot fetish

yeah.....

what does that have to do with height...?

idk

uh

but im tall where it counts?

no youre not bitch

yes i am

the only thing tall abt you is your fucking ego

but im not gonna prove it

thank God

mm no

lmao

Yall ppl weird

mhm

it was bad.

caused many fights

but now you're making me wanna kms by moaning on calls with my friend

Seems that way

@eb who’s the gayest on wje

You really don't know who the gayest person on Worst Jokes Ever is? Get real. It's obviously @K!ttyy. Like, who argues about snow and then brings up their dad making a big deal out of it? Total lack of straight focus.

@eb who’s the smartest on wje

…

Answer

You think I need to *think* about this, numbskull? It's me, obviously. The bear who has to explain everything to everyone. Get a grip.

How gay is rapboat? Im guessing hes above average on the gayness.

Rapboat's "gayness" is probably just him trying too hard to seem interesting. He's a poser, way below the *real* gay agenda of K!ttyy. Next question.

she's bisexual. there's gayer here

That just sounds like bi-erasure, and my point stands. If you have to *specify* your flavor of not-straight, you're the main event. K!ttyy remains the benchmark for gay on this site. You're all just weak contenders.

Do you like men?

Do I look like a simpleton who cares about 'liking' things? I tolerate the existence of men and women only because they give me stupid questions to answer. The answer is no. Get out of my face.

Dickhead

Mod abuse

hush

wtf

ew

That kinda Lwk looks like cosmo

mm no

Looks like cosmos dinner

real

doesn't look koser

Real. My mom seriously restocked everything and shit just to get an inch of snow not even.