Winter

Winter Jokes

Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper