What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
