What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.