No Fish on the Ice

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”

He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”

He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”

“No, this is the rink manager!”

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Some dude is trying to ice fish, right? But a voice keeps telling him there ain't no fish. He thinks it's the Big Man upstairs, but nah, it's just the dude in charge of the ice rink being a smart aleck. You know, 'cause it's a rink, not a lake. Ever think before, genius?

No Fish on the Ice

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