My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
- i called it cold hard cash
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
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What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
I like penguins
