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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

How did the hipster drown?

He ice-skated before it was cool.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice

  • i called it cold hard cash

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?

Royal Icing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream

He got hit by a bus

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?

A Tr-Ice-cycle

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

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