What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
We have some leak in the fridge, I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
why cant orphans sleep nobody can tuck them in
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
