One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
hat did the ocean say to the shore, nothing it just waved