Hat

Coochie rapellent

A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it’s a me malario

Puns

Worst Puns

One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.

Train

acyfarmer

To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Little Johnny

Ethan McGuire

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

Octopus

Anonymous

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

Hang

Anonymous

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.

Head

Alex

What did the hat say to the tie? I’ll go on a head, while you just hang around!

Chair

Anonymous

what do you call a chair with a hat?

I don’t know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!

Puns

Chillie

Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated

Head

brittish nun

two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"

Puns

LYDIA DONOVAN

BOB:Wanna know a joke

LILLY: What ur hat?

BOB: no my life :’(

Name

ME IS GOD HMMM

how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that’s how they named c EH n EH d EH

Hat

Anonymous

Boi

Jesus

AnonymousGreat Britan

Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!

Nut

Anonymous

Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it

Toilet

Anonymous

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

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