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A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it’s a me malario

What is a Cripple’ favorite hat. A handicap

Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated

What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the tie? I’ll go on a head, while you just hang around!

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

your mom is so white when she joined the ku Klux Klan and asked wheres my robe and hat The KKK said you dont need one

what do you call a chair with a hat?

I don’t know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!

BOB:Wanna know a joke

LILLY: What ur hat?

BOB: no my life :’(