A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it’s a me malario
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.
What did the hat say to the tie? I’ll go on a head, while you just hang around!
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don’t know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :’(
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that’s how they named c EH n EH d EH
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it
Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat