A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it’s a me malario
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
What did the hat say to the tie? I’ll go on a head, while you just hang around!
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don’t know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :’(
how did pioneers name Canada they put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three the first one was c EH the second one was n EH the last letter was d EH that’s how they named c EH n EH d EH
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!