Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
What’s white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull
I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
knock knock who’s there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn’t get it
What did the icicle say to the snow? “Why do you have to be so soft?”