Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?


How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

What’s the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

What did the icicle say to the snow? “Why do you have to be so soft?”

What’s white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!