Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
