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Puns

Anonymous

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

Depression

Anonymous

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Cold

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

Skeleton

sans

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

White

Anonymous

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

White

ur nan

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

Ball

Anonymous

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

Day

Daniel King

Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

Dwarf

Anonymous

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Woman

Anonymous

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

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Man

Stephanie

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

Difference

Stephanie

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

White

Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

Skeleton

ketchup

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

Building

Baylee

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Nut

Anonymous

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

Ice

Anonymous

What did the icicle say to the snow? “Why do you have to be so soft?”

Puns

Anonymous

What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls

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