Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Snow Jokes
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
