Snow Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

Anonymous
in Depression

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Anonymous
in Difference

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

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Daniel King
in Mountain

Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

sans

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Anonymous

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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Anonymous
in Ball

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

Anonymous
in Dad

What’s the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

ur nan

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

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Daniel King

Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

Anonymous

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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Anonymous
in Woman

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Stephanie
in Difference

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

Stephanie
in Bruise

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

Baylee

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Anonymous
in Nut

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

ketchup
in Skeleton

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

Anonymous
in Corona

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

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Anonymous
in Alabama

alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it’s just snow