Snow Jokes

Puns

Anonymous
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

Depression

Anonymous
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Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Difference

Anonymous
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Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

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Mountain

Daniel King
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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

Numbness

sans
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what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

White

Anonymous
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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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White

QUANDALETHIGA
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why do Indians hate snow

because its white and all over there land

Ball

Anonymous
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what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

White

ur nan
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I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

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Day

Daniel King
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Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

Afghanistan

Anonymous
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i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

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Difference

Stephanie
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What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

Dad

Anonymous
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What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

Bruise

Stephanie
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What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

Penguin

Baylee
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Woman

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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!

Woman

Anonymous
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Nut

Anonymous
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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

Skeleton

ketchup
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what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull