Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

why do Indians hate snow

because its white and all over there land

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.