Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
