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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion

What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

How do you find Will smith in the snow ?

You look for the fresh prints

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?

-Snow balls

I hate snow. It’s white and on my land.

knock knock who’s there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn’t get it

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a p.... and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!

What is the difference between a snowman and snow girl

snow balls

What did the icicle say to the snow? “Why do you have to be so soft?”

My friend had no school because of heavy snow.

Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl

Snow ball’s

Telling jokes is snow problem

Why couldn’t the whistleblower leave his house? – He was snowed in.