Milk

Pickle Rick

You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

Means

Cerberus

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

Depression

Anonymous

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Sack

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Priest

Anonymous

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Sally

;)

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Ho

Anonymous

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Hang

Anonymous

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

Dad

A very bad joke

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

Fat

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Depression

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

Sally

Matt

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turns out

Street

Razor

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

Baby

krazy

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Day

Cesium

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved…and shot her.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

Priest

Lebrun James

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.

Shooting

Anonymous

Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

Hand

Hands

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves… just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

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