What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
