Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
A. Lukemia
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
