I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
