You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves… just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved…and shot her.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..

He has no legs…

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer…

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turns out

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

What did the girl get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is Santa sack so big?

Because he comes once a year

Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂