Christmas Jokes

Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

*family are together playing charades*

Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”


You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.