Shorts jokes
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
You are short.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
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God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!