Shorts jokes
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
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Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.