two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
life’s too short to want it.
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i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
