Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
