Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
