Winter jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.