Winter

Winter jokes

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.