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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

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Covid bruh

The image shows two pictures of Kermit the Frog looking out a window. The left image is captioned "March 2020" and shows Kermit with a normal figure. The right image is captioned "March 2021" and shows Kermit looking much fatter.

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Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

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The image is split into two panels, each featuring a dog with glasses and a turtleneck, with text above. The left panel reads, "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target," while the right panel reads, "me when i call it COVID-19 instead of the rona."

CaptainEgg75

imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

RapBoat

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

EnochTyr

I don't have any words for this one.

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a person crying with the text "COVID spreading through food." The bottom panel shows a person with sunglasses smiling with the text "Me realising I live in Africa."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

LoserIsPro

I hate school

The image shows a cartoon with three figures. On the left is a blue round character labeled "COVID-19" with a sad face. Next to it, a green leaf character is labeled "SCHOOL". On the right, a blue pointy character with red eyes is labeled "ME" and points at the other two. The background is a simple green landscape.

T H A N A

2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

Anonymous

The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 😶

The image shows a screen capture of a video call with four participants. Three of the four display a green Grogu face, while the fourth has a normal Grogu picture.

Anonymous

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Mark Zuckerberg with a serious expression, accompanied by text that reads "That COVID meme violates community guidelines. You are banned." The right panel shows a smiling Mark Zuckerberg with glasses, and the text says, "Yea bro I agree! There are only TWO GENDERS!"

Rylee ੈ♡˳

covid.. nah i got Maloneliness

LoserIsPro

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"