A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
sans
sans
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.