Attention jokes
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Can you dislike this!
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.