My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why notice your mistakes?
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
are you suicide because you are always on my mind
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
