Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?

What do you call numbers that donâ€™t stay in place?

Roaminâ€™ Numerals.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Itâ€™s not. Numbers arenâ€™t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.

Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. đź‘‘