Math Jokes


Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.


One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”


Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Logan Paul

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

inside ur mom

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i’m 2 squared to tell you

Daniel King
in Fish

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”


What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

in Orphan

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said


Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

in Mathematician

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

Pun worker
in Puns

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?


Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.


Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.


What does one math book say to the other? – “Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!”

The best jokester🥴

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?

in Stupid jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.


What did the downs kid get on his math test??


Midget Widget
in Puns

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I’m tired of solving them for you.