Math Jokes

Cup

Anonymous
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Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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Lie

Anonymous
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One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"

Legs

Anonymous
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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Orphan

Logan Paul
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What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan

Fish

Daniel King
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What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Bartender

Matthias
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."

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Michael Jackson

Anonymous
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What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids

Prostitution

Anonymous
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What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

Square

inside ur mom
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i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you

Finger

Math
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Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

Orphan

Bye
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A teacher asked his students a math question. "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said

Mathematician

Anonymous
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Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

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Depression

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Maths….

….Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression

Music

Anonymous
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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Computer

Funny man
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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Square

2k2k
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why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Party

Butters Stotch
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What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B²

Depression

Autumn Myers
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My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

Puns

Pun worker
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What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

Count

Anonymous
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Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

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