Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages
