Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”

What does one math book say to the other? – “Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!”

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?


Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I’m tired of solving them for you.


8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?’ Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??


Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Who invented fractions? – Henry the 1/8.

Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

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