Cup

Anonymous

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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Lie

Anonymous

One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”

Orphan

Logan Paul

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Legs

Anonymous

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Bartender

Matthias

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”

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Sea

Daniel King

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Square

inside ur mom

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i’m 2 squared to tell you

Finger

Math

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

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Rock

Anonymous

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Computer

Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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Prostitution

Anonymous

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

Puns

Pun worker

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

Common

mathJET

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Orphan

Bye

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said

Problem

Anonymous

What does one math book say to the other? – “Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!”

Calculator

Anonymous

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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Number

M.A.T.H

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?’ Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

Puns

Midget Widget

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I’m tired of solving them for you.

Thanks

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

Homework

Overcome, change adapt

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book