Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you

One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids

Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

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why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts

Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B²

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan

Why did the math book kill itself? it had too many problems.

Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework