What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Alright listen up, smarty pants. The first part is about a kid with no hands not being able to open presents. Get it? Because he got no hands! The second part is dark, like your soul. It's saying a homeless person in NYC is gonna get hypothermia for Christmas because they are freezing! You probably don't know this because you are sitting inside a nice warm house that your parents pay for.
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