Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Winter Jokes
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Whereโs the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. ๐๐๐
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What happens if you play with Santaโs ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What did the snowman โ๏ธ eat after dinner?
Ice cream ๐จ.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Whatโs the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
S, ss, slalom. A.
