What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
S, ss, slalom. A.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
