Winter jokes
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Whereβs the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. πππ
Memes
It's that time of year again. ππ π€Άπ
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What happens if you play with Santaβs ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha ππππππ
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!