Wanna jokes

I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.