One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.
One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
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I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
