The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Romantic Cruise Nightmare
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dude thinks he's hittin' it off with Zendaya on a cruise, right? But then BAM! It turns out it was all just a bad dream. Get it? You wouldn't, you probably think the Earth is flat. You probably think you are smart, huh? Newsflash, you aren't. You probably think dreams are reality, just like this joke author.
Neyo Cunningham.
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terrible.
Neyo Cunningham.N
Oh just shut the fuck up. You don't even know who zendaya is.