Wanna jokes
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."