Wanna jokes
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦