Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Tooth Hurty
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! The daughter says "tooth hurty" instead of "2:30." It's a pun, you simpleton. I bet you still think the Earth is flat and that pineapple belongs on pizza. SMH my head, you're a disgrace to the bear community.