Loser jokes

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Them, losers.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

You were tricked, loser. ;]

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.