Loser

Loser Jokes

Moderator

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Girl

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN πŸ”πŸ” πŸ” Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ” πŸ” Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

Bet

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Gene

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

Game

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Guy

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

Difference

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

Insult

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Poker

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Drama

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.

Comment

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Member

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Way

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. πŸ˜‚ Loser!