Wanna jokes

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

Like if you wanna have sex.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.