Wanna jokes

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

Like if you wanna have sex.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!