To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
