To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
"I hope my death would make more sense then my life"- Joker
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
