Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.