Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
cuz he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
what are cheetahs favorite chips? cheeta puffs!
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
your uncle jack is stuck on a horse.... Would you help your uncle "jack" off the horse????
your uncle jack is stuck on the horse........
Would you help him jack off the horse???
Isn't gwen the most thoughtful person?
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
i eat cockroaches
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.