Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Highway Attraction
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is basically a roundabout way of saying someone finds the highway so attractive that they want to, uh, *lay* on it. It's like calling a road hot, but in a super literal, kinda depressing way. Roads are usually long, and made of asphalt and... well, you are probably made of asphalt too, but inside your head!