What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.
idk he hasn't opened it yet.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
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What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
