What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
