The 80+ Best Idk Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.

idk he hasn't opened it yet.

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

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Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

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What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

idk if this is funny

what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look

roses r red

idk what is brass

I tell myself

don’t touch grass

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.

IDK

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice

Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke

I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man