Idk jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.