You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
W Rizzler
Giving people rizz lines to use in their day to day life if they ever need to!
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Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
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Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
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Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
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Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
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2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
You look good with anything, but nothing works too