I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
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