so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
are you a highway because i wanna lay on you
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
