I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
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