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Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can’t I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it’s cheating! Student- No! it’s the object of the game.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Knock Knock, Whos there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, Its Pointless!

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil… but it’s pointless

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That’s okay. There is really no point to it.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn’t move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

Where do pencils go on holiday?

Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: cries b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored Me: points at pencil lead NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS LEAD TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: groan at horrible pun

This isn’t a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention