Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil… But it’s quite point less

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it’s pointless

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil… but it’s pointless

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That’s okay. There is really no point to it.

Knock Knock, Whos there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, Its Pointless!

me: knock knock friend: who’s there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can’t I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it’s cheating! Student- No! it’s the object of the game.

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