Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Wanna Jokes
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
