What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about emo kids, right? Those gloomsters are so into being sad and edgy that they "wanna die and cut," which is already dark, but then BAM! The punchline hits you with "they are already dead, already dead to me!" It's like, they're so emotionally dead inside, it's as if they're already ghosts, dude. And FYI, your brain has the consistency of week-old oatmeal.