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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream

He got hit by a bus

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream

Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.