Friend

Daniel King

Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

Ice

Anonymous

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

Kid

WOW

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Depression

Boy and bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

School

Anonymous

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Ice

Anonymous

A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one sucking it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”

Puns

Tim Marilyn

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

Ice

Timmy Mother

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Cake

Alert bird

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Sally

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Ice

Anonymous

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

Ice

Anonymous

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: he got shot

Fire

Anonymous

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

Ice

Anonymous

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

Difference

Anonymous

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Sally

Lauren

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Puns

Kid

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

Sally

Anonymous

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

Ice

Person

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!

Kid

Anonymous

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

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