Ice Cream Jokes

Anonymous

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

WOW
in Stupid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Daniel King

Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

Anonymous
in Stupid jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

Anonymous

A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one sucking it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”

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Anonymous
in Anti

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Alert bird
in Animal

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Timmy Mother

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Anonymous

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: he got shot

Traedude
in Orphan

Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What’s a mom?

Tim Marilyn
in Puns

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

Anonymous

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

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Anonymous

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Anonymous

Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…

He got hit by a train

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

in Fat

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.

IDK

Kid
in Puns

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

That_One_Chick
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was living with his granpa durring the summer…Well grampa had a beer and Johnny said “grampa, let me get a sip of that” Grampa said “well lil Johnny, does your dk reach your a?” and lil Johnny said "well no sir"And grampa said then no you cant. Later that day papaw(granpa) had a ciggar and Johnny said let me get a hit of that and papaw asked well Johnny does your dk reach your a and Johnny said no again and then papaw was shootin his gun and johnny asked if he could shhot it and granpa asked Johnny if his dk reached his a and johnny sid no well after supper Johnnys granma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER) and granpa said “Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream” and Johnny asked papaw "well papaw does your dk reach your a nd papaw said “well Johnny as a matter of a fact it does” and johnny said “good, now go fck your self cause you aint gettin none of my ice cream!”

betty boooooop
in Anti

What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.