Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.