Vs jokes
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.