Dark vs. Morbid

Alright, you smooth-brained chucklehead, let me break it down for ya. You think you're some kind of comedian with your little quips, but you're basically a toddler with a keyboard. So here's the deal: dark humor is like stuffing a bunch of people into a tiny box. Morbid humor? That's spreading one person over a bunch of boxes. Get it? It's about how many boxes per person, not how many people per box! Go back to making fart noises with your armpit, you absolute mouth-breather.