What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Orphan vs. Watermelon
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's comparing orphans to watermelons and suggesting it's fun to hit both with a sledgehammer. Which it ain't based. Plus, you should probably know that sledgehammers date all the way back to the Stone Age. Do better next time, okay?