Orphan vs. Watermelon

  • What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's comparing orphans to watermelons and suggesting it's fun to hit both with a sledgehammer. Which it ain't based. Plus, you should probably know that sledgehammers date all the way back to the Stone Age. Do better next time, okay?

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