what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Onion vs. Baby
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The joke plays on the expectation that cutting an onion causes people to cry, contrasting it with the horrific act of cutting up a baby, where the absence of crying is darkly humorous and shocking because it implies a complete lack of empathy.
Juliett_EvilDruid
The answer I heard was "the onion doesn't scream when you peel off its skin". >.<
Hello it’s me
I heard when you make darks jokes about baby’s you burn for ever, in hell , when you die... the more you know
Hello it’s me
I heard when you make darks jokes about baby’s you burn for ever, in hell , when you die... the more you know
Notmatpat
Darks jokes? oki nice... anyway, how are we supposed to know hell exists? That's just a theory, a FILM THEORY!!
I wanna die
No the answer is LÖÖPS BRØTHER GIVE ME THE LÖÖPS BRØTHER
wanna_die?
No the answer is LÖÖPS BRØTHER GIVE ME THE LÖÖPS BRØTHER
Alex
lol i just heard about this and i'm going use it, not a-lot but when the time is right
The dude
The real difference: I wouldn't eat a raw onion.
Wasp
YOU cry when peeling an onion.
Anonymous
The onion doesn’t cry when you cut it
Anonymous
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
COCK
BALLS