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Onion vs. Baby

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what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Explanation

    • The joke plays on the expectation that cutting an onion causes people to cry, contrasting it with the horrific act of cutting up a baby, where the absence of crying is darkly humorous and shocking because it implies a complete lack of empathy.

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    • The answer I heard was "the onion doesn't scream when you peel off its skin". >.<

    I heard when you make darks jokes about baby’s you burn for ever, in hell , when you die... the more you know

    I heard when you make darks jokes about baby’s you burn for ever, in hell , when you die... the more you know

    Darks jokes? oki nice... anyway, how are we supposed to know hell exists? That's just a theory, a FILM THEORY!!

    No the answer is LÖÖPS BRØTHER GIVE ME THE LÖÖPS BRØTHER

    No the answer is LÖÖPS BRØTHER GIVE ME THE LÖÖPS BRØTHER

    lol i just heard about this and i'm going use it, not a-lot but when the time is right

    The real difference: I wouldn't eat a raw onion.

    YOU cry when peeling an onion.

    The onion doesn’t cry when you cut it

    Heavy Cassowary

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