1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
