Morbid humor

Morbid Humor Jokes

Difference

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • Shooting

    Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

    Difference

    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

    Suicide

    Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

    Museum girl: Committing suicide.

    Allan: What about Friday night?

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Difference

    what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

    dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

    morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

    Necrophilia

    A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

    "Was it hung?" her friend asks.

    "No, he was shot."

    Whiskey

    I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

    Suicide

    I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

    Dad

    My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.

    Mum

    My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

    I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.

    Motivation

    I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.