Stupid jokes

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

Like if you think I'm stupid.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: Seeing others happy.

Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?

Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.

Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.

Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...

Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?

Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.