Stupid Jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Like if you think im stupid

I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one

Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer

Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

Long time no see

I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.

Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?

A pig that is stupid what do you call it a pious

*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.

yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial

I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"

Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.

ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂