A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid… I’m so glad I’m in the 1%.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, “you forgot the remote”