Stupid jokes
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.