Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
