Stupid Jokes

video games
in Puns

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Anonymous
in Blonde

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

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Anonymous
in Religion

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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WOW

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Jybori

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

Anonymous
in Depression

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

Anonymous
in Puns

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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Anonymous
in Marriage

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

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Big Boss Tom
in America

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

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Anonymous
in Animal

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

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A man
in Stupid jokes

I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around

Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Anonymous
in Stupid jokes

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

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Anonymous
in Stupid jokes

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

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Anonymous
in America

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid… I’m so glad I’m in the 1%.

Anonymous
in Stupid jokes

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

B
in Depression

Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I’ll always be here for you.

The Rapist
in Number

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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