Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
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Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
A pig that is stupid what do you call it a pious
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one
Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
