Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
A pig that is stupid what do you call it a pious
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "
What is another name for a stupid fish?
Dum bass
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet stupid
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
