Stupid jokes

Like if you think I'm stupid.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."