Stupid

Stupid Jokes

American

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

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  • Video Game

    My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

    Law

    The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

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  • Boy

    A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

    "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied:

    "Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

    Attention

    I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

    Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

    Wife

    Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

    Stereotype

    In a thick Russian accent:

    "Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

    Boss

    When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

    Orange

    I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

    "Cashier: Which one?"

    Orphan

    Just to an orphan.

    Orphan: You're stupid.

    You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

    Yo mama

    Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

    Depression

    Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

    My depression: hey, what's up!

    Me: go away.

    My depression: well how rude.

    Me: 🙄.

    My depression: remember that one time......

    Me: no, don't even.

    My depression: that we.....

    Me: nope.

    My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

    Me: 😳😶😟.

    My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

    Donut

    Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.