Windows vs Linux Flexibility

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You, yes YOU, probably think uninstalling some stupid browser like Edge from Windows is easy peasy. WRONG! Windows is clingy like your ex and screams the system will break if you touch its precious Edge. BUT, then you got Linux. Linux is based. It lets you mess with *everything*. Even stuff like the bootloader, which is like the key to starting your whole computer. Linux is just like, 'Go ahead, see what happens, lol'. It's about freedom versus control, little genius. You're probably scared of the command line anyway.