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Boogers vs Broccoli

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arianna
6 years ago ·
  • What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

    Kids won't eat the broccoli.

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    • Broccoli
    • Difference
    • Kid
    • Food
    • Booger
    • Health

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, genius. The joke is that kids don't wanna eat broccoli, but they DO wanna eat boogers. It's funny 'cause boogers are gross and broccoli is healthy.

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