What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.