Operating System jokes
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Fucking Windows updates!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.