What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Fucking Windows updates!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
