Operating System jokes
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Fucking Windows updates!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.