What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Fucking Windows updates!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
