Vs jokes
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂