Vs jokes
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.