Battle

Battle jokes

Confucius

    • Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

    Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

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    • War

    • "Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

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    • Battle memes

    WW2

    • Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

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    • Russian Forces

    • I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

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    • People

    • Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

    If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

    Knight

    • What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

    What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

    Lightsaber

    • Obi-Wan be like:

    "To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren鈥檛 you dead?"

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