*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
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What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis.
My friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
Fortnite Battle Pass
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
