I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't que*f when you pull your meat out.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
